September 29, 2007

Ah Grasshopper...Can You Not See?

Do You Seek The Wisdom of The Shaolin Master of Google?

Young Kwai Chang Caine was an orphan raised in a Shaolin monastery to become a Shaolin priest and master.

His mentor, Master Po, called his young pupil "Grasshopper", a reference to their first meeting in which young Caine quipped that blindness must be the worst of all afflictions.

Master Po replied to his young student's quip by bringing attention to the grasshopper sitting at Caine's feet which the blind master could hear, but young Caine could not see...effectively demonstrating to the young student that he had much to learn.

When it comes to Google and search engine ranking, most of us are like the young Grasshopper...oblivious to the secrets and methods of achieving SEARCH DOMINATION.

Like young Caine, most Internet Marketers are BLIND to the mysteries of Google.

Unlike a select few elite SEARCH ENGINE MASTERS, the rest of us "Grasshoppers" have MUCH to learn about SEARCH ENGINE DOMINATION!

How then does a young search engine student master the ways of Google?

My Fellow Grasshoppers, I present to you...

MASTER COLM BUTTERLY...

The Shaolin Master of Google ... The High Priest of Search Engine Domination...The Guiding Light of the Eternal Darkness of Mysterious Google-dom ... The ...

OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! You get it, don't you? The guy really knows his stuff!

So, Grasshoppers...do you want to SEE? Or will you remain BLIND to the mysterious ways of GOOGLE?

"Yet it is eyes which blind the man"..."Because a man can see, he does not look." - Master Po

SEEK NO MORE YOUNG SEARCH ENGINE GRASSHOPPERS...THE SHAOLIN MASTER OF GOOGLE IS NEAR...

"SEARCH DOMINATION CHALLENGE!"

Dominate or Be Dominated!!!

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